To my dearest neighbors,

If you make your dog stay outside one more night... I am going to figure out who you are and call the city about you. It is ridiculous that your dog barks all night long. I had to wear earplugs the other night so I could fall asleep. If I wanted to be woken I'm the middle of the night, I would already have a child. Now, because I've already called about our next door neighbors, I know that the police give you a warning, and of it continues you can get a very pricey ticket. Now quit being rude to your neighbors and obviously neglectful to your dog.

Sincerely,

Sleep deprived neighbor