Women

I've been thinking a lot lately about women. I was listening to this annoying lady talk show host at night on my way back from my class, and she was talking to some girl about things women do that guys think are crazy but women think are normal. Like freaking out if they don't respond to a text straight away. These women to it as far as taking everything they had ever gotten from the guy, ruining it, and then throwing it on the lawn of his yard....

Now I've never done anything to that extent... but do we, women, do things and use "it's because I'm a woman" as an excuse? I know I do sometimes, and since I have thought about this I've tried to stop thinking like that. We have hormones, we get emotional, or over infuriated by things irrationally sometimes. But does the fact that we are women mean that we have no control over our actions??

We do! I think it's highly amusing now whenever I hear a woman use her hormones as an excuse for her outrageous behavior! If men were to ever do something like that we'd go crazy about how wrong it is!!!

Anywho, that's my random thought of the month...

Math

Signs you have been in 2.5 hours of math class everyday and doing 3+ hours of homework every day....

1. You wake up multiple times during the night with equations running through your head that you dreamt up.

2. When telling a customer at work their total, you say that'll be twelve point seventy two instead of twelve dollarrs and seventy two cents.

3. You don't get to bed before 12:30 anymore...

4. Your lunch break at work consists of you heating something in the microwave and doing math problems while eating it.

5. You start to feel panicky around all numbers...

Hey you... Yeah, you!!

I wanted to something a little different than, dear (insert someone who has more than likely annoyed me).

Hey you!

Yeah you, Dancing with the Stars. Let me just start with Pamela Anderson. You are so creepy. Why do you have to have creepy face on everytime the camera is pointed at you. You are not sexy. You've obviously had plenty of plastic surgery. Your face is ridiculous. You're gross. Please leave Dancing with the Stars. Next, does anyone else notice the voice at that beginning of the show? It totally creeps me out!! And now... Play some actual band. Ripping songs off an making some crappy singers sing them is just embarassing for you. Just play the actual song, I know you can get the licensing to so that because you obviously got it tool make your own lame hiney version. Erin and Maks, I love you. I haven't ever voted for things like this before, and I max out my text votes on y'all. Chad... You annoy me. Possibly because you changed your last name to your jersey number, which I think is the lamest thing someone can do. Plus you are black, did you forget to look in the mirror the day you changed your name to SPANISH?!

Hey you!

Lady on the treadmill infront of my elliptical in Saturday... Thank you for entertaining me whilst I worked out. You made it easier for me to last 35 minutes. Doing your "air cheering" amused me greatly. The fact that you did it the ENTIRE time you walked, really?

Hey you,

allergies!!! Cut it out!!! I really extra-ly hate you.

Tis the season...

We joined the Rec!! Woo!! And we've been twice since Saturday!! Yay for getting back into shape. I'm going to try a cycling class sometime this week.

Keeping the lawn up. What a job! Go away weeds!! We are trying a weed killer you hook up to the hose. It's guaranteed to not to kill grass... Which is why we are testing it on a section of grass in the backyard, just in case..

I have plants!! Tomatoes, strawberries, zucchini, artichoke and something else. I don't know if we'll be able to eat anything off of them, but I'm trying!!!

Life

I love the new show Life on the Discovery Channel! I know this may seem totally lame-o to some people out there, but I don't care. I'm not crazy about Oprah narrating it, I'm not a big fun of Oprah herself.. And all the "82 billion years ago....when fish were the only creatures on the earth... And then they evolved into humans...." okay it's not THAT bad! All the animals are so amazing! Like a fish that can fly, or something like elephants. I love the show. I sit there in awe of God and all His creations!! It's just so amazing to me to see these animals and now the He created every single one of them, and for a purpose!!

Some of my more embarassing tv picks...

Dancing with the Stars. Anyone else glad Buzz got the boot? I know, he's an American hero, blah blah blah... But if I had to hear him talk about the moon or the space program one more time , or see his wife in one more horrible astronaut vest/jacket/fringy thing, or see one more astronaut tshirt on Buzz.... I like the espn girl and the Olympic guy!

Greys Anatomy. It's horrible now and I just can't stop watching. I should be soooo over it now, but I'm not.

Cougar Town. I freaking love FRIENDS, so I have to like anything with one of the cast in it. Except the Joey show, that was one of the worst things ever.

Good Friday

Dear Jesus,

I am eternally grateful for the sacrifice you made for me. Through your blood I am set free. This freedom is greater then any other.

Katherine

Obamacare

Dear friends,

I hate reading all the negative facebook posts about Obama and the health plan things. I may not agree with everything, but calm down. Lucky for us, GOD is actually in charge. And I'm pretty sure in the Bible it talks about us obeying the laws of the land and the rulers and leaders in our land. I just think everyone needs to take a chill pill. And from what I read, nothing super major is going to change for another 2 years at least. I'm too tired from my pain killers to look scripture up, but I know it's there. As Christians, it doesn't look good for you to be whining and complaining about something you probably don't even fully understand. We are supposed to be above reproach. So just wait it out, worse things have happened in the history of the world. At least we can be Christians without being stoned to death!

Love,

Me